Chinese Man ‘Too Tired For Sex’ Nearly Gets His Penis Chopped Off By Angry Wife

By Tommy Gimler

Photo: John Moore (Getty)

“If you don’t satisfy me tonight, you’re a dead man.” Man, foreplay in China is fucked up.

According to The Sun, a 46-year-old taxi driver in China who was too tired to have sex with his 54-year-old wife recently probably won’t be doing so any time in the near future either now that she tried to hack off his

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

Share article

TRENDING
Related
X