Some Of The Best Advice Ever Was Written On A Toilet Paper Dispenser

July 13, 2016

Photo: Thomas Trutschel (Getty)

You never know where you’re going to be when you get hit with some profound words of wisdom. Considering the amount of time some of us spend on the toilet, especially now that we can use our cell phones literally everywhere but the shower, it was only a matter of time before the two pastimes crossed paths.

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If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).