73-Year-Old Former Prince Charles Gets First Job as King Following Queen Elizabeth II’s Death (Welcome to the Working World, Buddy) Long live the king?
6 Ways Monkeypox Is a Better Plague Than Covid Just when you thought it was safe to socialize again...
Meanwhile in Florida: Governor DeSantis to Remove Pencils From Schools After Discovering Sex Toy Potential The only person dumb enough to use a pencil as a sex toy is you, DeSantis.
Netflix and Kill: The Vladimir Putin TV Guide to Streaming (After a Long Day of Genocide) He's "putin" the kill back in Netflix and Chill.
Meanwhile in Rotterdam: Thousands of Locals Planning to Egg Bezos Superyacht For Dismantling City Monument, Can’t It Just Be Because We Don’t Like Him? Get some egg on his face, guys.
Watch World’s Strongest Girl Punch Down Tree, Meanwhile Tree-Huggers Too Terrified to Cancel Her Timber!
Meanwhile in Spain: Police Break Up 50-Person New Year’s Orgy and Already We Feel Left Behind This Year Was it good for you?
Mandatory Food Trends: Thailand’s ‘Crazy Happy Pizza’ Counts Cannabis as Secret Ingredient (But Will It Get You High?) A pizza company in Bangkok, Thailand has made an under-the-radar pie topped with a deep-fried cannabis leaf.