Who has the time or energy to bend down and tie a shoe? Not your dear old grandmother, that’s for damn sure. But don’t buy into her whole arthritis routine so you feel bad for giving her used sneakers as a present. If that were the case, she wouldn’t have had the power to lop the back sides of them off, presumably with a pair of those orange-handled scissors that only old people own.
By the way, this is an awful gift to give someone who sends you at least a five dollar check on your birthday every year, even if she did totally own them in the end.
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