Easter Sunday was this past weekend, and in case it’s been a while since you’ve been to Jesus church because you’re not allowed in there anymore, the holiday celebrates the resurrection of Jesus Christ. Other than Christmas, it’s the other pivotal holiday that defines Christianity.
Leave it to a bunch of zany Christians to get a little extra creative while honoring the second coming of the Lord, because we’re sure even JC has a sense of humor, right?
Here are the church Easter signs currently circulating the web that get an A+ in our books! And that’s saying a lot because we have top-notch humor. Just agree with us, folks!
These Christians Nailed Easter With These Hilarious Church Signs
I already can’t wait until next Easter, because now we’ll have more signs to look forward to. And chocolate. And an excuse to pump our bodies filled with sugar. But mostly these funny signs ( and sugar).
And I don’t know why, but something tells me this dude wasn’t a fun of these signs: Here’s A Dude At Texas State University Losing His Shit On Some Oversized Pro-Life Signs
Josh Helmuth is a contributor for Mandatory and the sports editor of Crave Sports.
Church Signs
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The 'anal' egg hunt?
I think I'm bowing out of this one.
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Church = Fudge
And who doesn't love fudge?
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Porn, hope and healing
I love a church that hits the issues head on.
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Easter's real purpose
This church needs a little more affirmation though considering the '?'.
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Silence your cell phones, please
... Unless, ya know, you need to tweet a picture of the resurrection.
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Jesus > Bunnies
The Easter Bunny brings goodies, but Jesus brings eternal life, right?
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The comeback
We're assuming the 28-3 comeback was from a football game. So yes, coming back from the dead would be considerably more impressive.
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Another Jesus > Easter Bunny
This sign seems to be a popular theme for fundamentalists.
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Arrrrrrrr
Any Easter sign that finds a way to incorporate pirates gets an A+, amirite?
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YOLO!
Yes, Jesus! YOLO! ... or not! You're such a kidder!
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He's poppin ...
... from the grave.
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Dat Savior
No idea what's going on here.
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Nailed it
Get it?
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Jesus, the lifeguard
I'm more of a fan of the time he turned water to wine, but that's just me.
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Sorry, atheists.
Easter, Passover & .... ?
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Satan hates you
This is just so dumb, I had to laugh.
