It’s hard for me to imagine that the government has a underground lair where it’s creating synthetic humanoids for the sole purpose of making me masturbate, but the more I see Kelly Brook, the more I realize that such treacherous plots are happening all around me! The secret machinations of the government! Oh, who can know them?!
Fred Topel reviews Break Point, The Heart Machine, That Guy Dick Miller, Kelly and Cal, Space Station 73 and 13…
