My obsession with Olivia Wilde is reaching damn near crisis levels, so here she is in a hot photoshoot. She is so insanely beautiful I don’t even know if I could have sex with her. If I did, my penis would have to wear a top hat and a cape just to feel dressed for the party.
[VIDEO]: Brooklyn rockers Beast Patrol tell us how they found themselves on the Lollapalooza bill as well as what it…
