Satellites in outer space went on high alert yesterday, because Coco and Ice T hit the beach in Miami. Christ, this is a mess. If I saw this I wouldn’t know whether to grab a condom or Police Chief Brody. She looks like a blowup doll that comes with a free bottle of cocoa butter and a pack of Swisher Sweets.
As America remembers the end of the War of 1812, this reporter got a chance to raise 'The Star Spangled…
