AnnaLynne McCord and her equally unattractive sister went to some beach this weekend, and Angel’s nipple must be like Stephen Hawkins’ legs, because she spent about twenty minutes trying to adjust her top with her tit hanging out. I realize this is supposed to be sexy, but my penis thinks they look like they’re both competing in the swimming portion of a death camp’s triathlon.
Because when you “marry for love” like Kim Kardashian said she did, you immediately file for divorce 72 days later…
