Lots of apostrophes in that headline. Sorry. Anyway, this year women are literally paying black producers to write them songs about the stuff they can do with their asses because the state of music is basically a dumpster fire, so here’s Jennifer Lopez‘s video for the subtlety titled, “Booty” ft. Iggy Azalea’s booty. It’s perfect for the woman who wants to post Jezebel articles during the week then wants to be the twerk champion on Saturday night. Jennifer Lopez was born before disposable lighters were invented, so this video not might as sexy as some might suggest, but between this and “Anaconda”, I hope this will be enough to get Miley Cyrus to maybe fake her own death and never be heard from again. I left that Meghan Trainor ‘All About That Cake” video out because nobody wants to see that.
