Damn, these dogs look better than Renee Zellweger, but they are just in the picture to support Nicki Minaj because Nicki Minaj is in next month’s GQ. I’d lose about four inches going in, but I guess I should go ahead and tell you guys, but I’d bang the hell out of Nicki Minaj. I feel like I owe you the truth. But mostly I just wanted to get Renee Zellweger off the top of the page since I can’t actually set the post on fire.
