Welcome Back, Kate Upton



Remember when I used to post about Kate Upton pretty much everyday and didn’t know how pic galleries worked? What a time to be alive. I don’t anymore because she’s been effectively replaced by this, and because Kate had to settle for a millionaire instead of a billionaire as was her original plan, I’m assuming. Anyway, she wore this to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party to show off what we’ve all not been missing (hint: not her face).



As is the custom, here’s the Kate Upton video I used to put in every Kate Upton post, because why wouldn’t I? It just didn’t make sense not to. 





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