I think Tila Tequila’s grandfather pulled John McCain out of that plane, so I’m pretty sure she comes from a place where big boobs are a myth. So she came to America to fulfill her life long dream of being a sorta famous slut because nobody told her she looks like should be starring in Pixar’s Miss Saigon. I appreciate the fact that she’s not wearing a bra, but she could have tentacles or unicorn horns sticking out of her chest and it would look more natural than this.
Nobody makes an entrance quite like Amal Clooney, who wowed in a stunning Versace dress, hand in hand with George…
