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Let me preface this by saying Prince is a brilliant guitar player and one of the most prolific songwriters about things to do with a vagina in the last 100 years. He also sings about purple a lot, so I guess he thought it would be a good idea to write a fight song for the NFL team in his home state. I got through about thirty seconds when it became obvious that, and I say this in the nicest way possible, this song belongs on the NFL on Glee not the NFL on FOX. If I was on the Vikings and they played this while I was coming out of the tunnel, they might as well let me slide down a rainbow and float down onto the field with a parasol, because this is the fucking gayest thing I have ever heard.
The All-Pro linebacker was in the right place at the right time to help rescue a pair of wayward boaters…
