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Chris Brown has a new pickup line. Us Weekly reports:

Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette Feb. 10 at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge and asked her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” the woman tells Us Weekly. “He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, ‘That’s his new line!’ Ugh! I wanted to throw up!” Counters Brown’s rep: “I’d be surprised if Chris said something that stupid.”

Wow, what a romantic! If he really wants to win her over, though, I suggest flowers and maybe, “Bitch, get in the car. This dick ain’t gonna suck itself.”

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