I'm not gonna lie, I can never tell the difference between Jesse Eisenberg, Michael Cera, Tyler Hansbrough and every other awkward white boy, but in case you didn't know, Eisenberg is an international star of the stage and screen who condescends to sit down for interviews to promote whatever timeless piece of art he's involved with at the time. Like when he sat down with a reporter for Univision to discuss his performance in the Best Picture lock, Now You See Me. I'm not saying he's being a self-important douche here, I'm saying he's being a complete, self-important douche here. I'm surprised this interview didn't end with him pulling a knife out of chest.
