Mother’s Day is right around the corner and we’re super excited! In case you were wondering how to celebrate the woman who endured agonizing pain to crap you out, there are plenty of standard options to choose from. Flowers, chocolates, and a dinner out are the more common Mother’s Day gifts. But what about some of the more unknown Mother’s Day gifts out there? Well, we’ve got you covered.
We discovered a bunch of weird Mother’s Day gifts out there that will make mom wish you were put up for adoption.
Weird mothers day gifts
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8. A Hair Brush/Bottle Opener
What mother hasn't once said to themselves: "If only I could brush my hair and get wasted after a Peloton session!" Well, the good people at Bottoms Up Brush got you covered.
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7. Self-Defense Ring
Mom has proven she's not all sugar and spice. But if she wants to look nice and like a lethal assassin in a James Bond movie at the same time, then the Defender Ring is just the Mother's Day gift for her.
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6. Yoga Mat That Secretly Holds Beer
In case you were looking for the perfect companion gift for the hairbrush/bottle opener, Trikenstore has got you covered. We're not sure why a business would want to encourage such reckless drinking, but why not make a nice IPA part of Mom's yoga?
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5. The Necksmith
Your aging mother will absolutely adore the Necksmith! Nothing screams 'I Love You!' quite like an anaconda-looking neck pillow that has to be inflated by hand for every use.
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4. Pizza-shaped Fanny Pack
If you mention fanny packs to anyone who was alive in the '90s, you'll immediately put them into shellshock mode. We don't quite know why these silly things were so popular in the '90s, but we're even more confused as to why they now come shaped like pizza. Well, happy Mother's Day!
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3. Selfie Toaster
So you know how all those Jesus freaks always claim to see the King of Kings on a piece of burnt toast? Well, for just $75, mom can put her saintly visage on a piece of toast and be on the same level as Jesus.
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2. Teeth Grill
Screw flowers and wine! You know what mom really wants this year is a 14K Gold-plated ICED Out CZ Teeth Grillz Top Bottom Tooth Caps. Mom definitely needs some gansta rapper bling in her life, not flowers or chocolates.
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1. Jigsaw Puzzle of Screaming Lady/Cat Meme
We've all seen various uses of the screaming lady and snarky cat meme. Some are better than others, but never did we think anyone would want to transform this internet meme into a jigsaw puzzle. For a little over $11, you can gift mom with the ability to piece together this popular meme. Chances are the meme will no longer be relevant by the time she finishes it, however.
