Clowns are scary, but some scary clowns try way too hard. Razor sharp teeth? Purposely smeared make-up? Flowers that shoot acid? Sure, all those elements are badass, but all a regular clown needs to become frightening is bad lighting and a resentful scowl. Here are some clowns I assume were not going for the “nightmare-inducing” look, but achieved it regardless:
“Hello,” Said The Clown
“Goodbye,” said the blogger. [via]
Clown Makes A Child Cry
Yeah, I’m gonna side with the kid on this one. [via]
Someone’s Here To See You…
Do. Not. Open. That. Door. [via]
That Clown’s A Wily Devil
Those are the eyebrows from my nightmares. [via]
Watch Out For Burger Clown
He’ll turn you into nuggets and dip you in a barbeque-like substance. [via]
Fat ‘n’ Scary
More of a depressing scary, but still scary nonetheless. [via]
This Clown Is Dead Inside
Please stop looking at me, clown. [via]
Geoffrey Golden is the writer of the book Snarkicide, about a sad-sack horror fan who is blogged to death. Get it on Amazon for just 99 cents… if you dare!
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