Want to save lives, but don’t have time to patrol the streets in muscle-defining latex? You can learn CPR instead. Most of these PSAs teach the two-handed technique, the one you perform to the rhythm of The Bee Gee’s “Stayin Alive.” It turns out disco was good for something after all. Other videos are about pushing, hands and boobs. Time to get edutained!
Vinnie Jones
He’s a juggernaut at saving lives, bitch!
Ken Jeong
I think this PSA is really about the dangers of charades.
Handy Man
Does this guy know he’s walking wrong?
FDNY
Aaaaaare yoooooou okaaaaaaaay?
French Maids
The most important part of CPR is the boobs.
Push Hard, Push Fast!
What a cool news show.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!