6 Videos of Raccoons Caught Stealing

By Geoffrey Golden

A raccoon’s life is like a heist movie. As the raccoon gets older, every day they think to themselves, “one last big job – a chicken wing, a slice of pie – and then I’m out for good.” However, stealing is in their nature, and they’ll try again for that wedge of cheese tomorrow, if it’s close enough to the window. Here are 6…

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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