Stifler’s Top 10 Movie Drinking Games

Steve Stifler found a special place in all our hearts when we were but young middle and high-schoolers.  That place in our hearts that contains all the things we’ve wanted to say to other but haven’t due to an even low level of morality. All of the terribly offensive pick-up lines and matter-of-fact statements we have wanted to spew at hotties at a party.  Stifler represented all of those things.

In honor of the American Pie series’ newest Blu-Ray release, American Reunion, on Thursday, July 10th, we will now count down, in no particular order, Stifler’s Top 10 Movie Drinking Games!  He’s our friend.  He sent them to us.  Go for Stifler!

Piranha 3D – The Drinking Game

Best movie ever.  Tons of areolas for pouring beer down my whole-a.  There’s four times you gotta drink in this flick and you’ll definitely need ride home afterward.

1. Take a drink every time them titties come out!
2. Take a drink every time a main character dies.
3. Take a drink every time you jump like a wuss.
4. Take a drink every time a chick texts you a dirty pic on your cellphone.  Cuz you’re awesome.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back – The Drinking Game

I have to admit that the antics in this movie made even the Stif-meister cringe in embarassment.  But it’s so much fun to drink to!

1. Take a drink every time the guys drop the F*Bomb.  Good luck.
2. Take a drink every time sex is mentioned.

That should be more than enough.

Dolphin Tale – The Drinking Game

1. Take a drink every time you realize that you’re home alone and asking yourself where it all went wrong.

Easy A – The Drinking Game

Hey Emma Stone, I’m ready to… BE your party buddy.

1. Take a drink every time Emma Stone turns up the slutty factor.
2. Take a drink every time you wish your girlfriend was Emma Stone.
3. Take a drink every time you see the Scarlet Letter “A”.

Any American Pie Movie – The Drinking Game

During the creation of these fine films, I, Stifler, kept a close eye on the script, making sure all those who wish to play drinking games may do so while enjoying my movie.

1. Take a drink every time someone tries to have sex with an inanimate object.
2. Take a drink every time a loser tries to convince himself he’s going to get laid.
3. Take a shot every time you see topless hotties.
4. Close your eyes every time my mom gets slutty.  Don’t even think of looking.
5. Take a drink every time people toast to something.
6. Take a drink for every reference to “Band Camp”.

Let the drunken fun continue!  Five down, five to go.  That’s what she said. Funny little fact, I created that line and that douche Steve Carrell stole it.

Any James Bond Movie – The Drinking Game

007 basically stole all of his party awesomeness from me.  The dude pulls some tail, but he talks like a frickin’ weirdo.  Boom, 007 drinking game.  You are the weakest link, enjoy.

1. Take a drink every time James Bond gets a drink.
2. Take a shot when the opening title montage starts.
3. Take a drink every time Bond uses a cheesy pickup line.
4. Take a shot when Bond meets up with Q to get new gear.
5. Take a drink every time someone has sex.
6. Take a drink every time Bond kills a villian.

Saturday Night Live – The Drinking Game

Ok so it’s not a movie, but SNL is awesome.  So drink to it!

1. Take a drink every time the host shows up on screen.
2. Take a shot every time the musical guest doesn’t sound as good on TV as you thought they would.
3. Take a drink at the beginning and end of every political sketch and yell, “Rock the Vote!”
4. Take a shot every time a sketch doesn’t really work.
5. Take a drink every time an actor laughs.

Toy Story 3D – The Drinking Game

A real man loves Toy Story movies.  HA HA no they don’t, but if some chick makes you watch this crap here’s how you can get through it.

1. Take a drink every time the toys play dead.
2. Take a drink every time you see Barbie and wish you were wearing sweatpants.
3. Take a drink every time a toy gets the shit beat out of it.
4. Chug a beer if you cry when Andy goes off to college.

The Twilight Saga – The Drinking Game

Are you a Twihard?  Then you should definitely play this game!

1. Take a shot for every awkward pause.
2. Take a shot every time Jacob is shirtless.
3. Take a shot every time Bella gets depressed.
4. Take a shot every time Edward sparkles.
5. Take a shot every time you see werewolves.
6. Take a shot every time you see vampires.
7. Take a shot every time there’s a camera shot of landscape.
8. Take a shot every time Bella looks confused.
9. Take a shot every time someone says they love someone.
10. Take a shot every time you have to pause the movie and go to the bathroom.

Have you passed out yet?  Good.  Now I can take you deep into the woods and leave you there and see how you fare.

Jackass 3D – The Drinking Game

 All I’m trying to do is make this thing watchable.  I love being a douche.  Plus I love pranks.  I changed my mind, I love this movie!

1. Take a drink every time someone ball taps someone else.
2. Take a drink every time Johnny Knoxville does his signature laugh.
3. Take a shot every time there is poop or pee involved.
4. Take a drink every time Steve-O says “Dude”!
5. Take a drink every time there is a title card.
6. Chug a beer at the end of the movie because you are awesome!!!

That brings my awesome list to an end!  There is only one final rule… any ladies playing have to always drink two!  I have to also tell you to drink responsibly and get a sober driver if you’re not stayin’ the night and gettin’ lucky with a hottie.

Party on MOTHER FU… wait… shitbreak!