The Big List: 3 Girls Missing For 10 Years Rescued!

By Geoffrey Golden

Time to get a genie, try to win the heart of a princess with magic, fail a couple times, take her on a romantic carpet ride, attempt to go too fast, die a horrible death, wake up in the afterlife where – after a long time – they finally get the internet, so you can check out these links!

 

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Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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