Christmas is almost here, you guys! We just have to do Eating Day and then it’s time for presents, but not just any present – the greatest present ever invented in North Pole history: the original Nintendo Game Boy. Now you’re playing with portable present power! Here are 10 retro Game Boy commercials:
Game Boy – Robot Warrior Guy (?)
Okay, seriously, what is that guy supposed to be?
Game Boy – How Much Fun Can You Handle?
A lady with Game Boy cartridges stuffed into her bikini? I’d better marry her before someone else does!
Game Boy – F1 Race
Round up your posse and try to remember that this game existed.
Game Boy – Power To Go
Dr. Mario IN YOUR FACE!
Game Boy – Super Mario Land
Give Mario a “happy ending,” if you know what I mean. *Gigantic Wink*
Game Boy – Getting Old
No, you can’t play my Game Boy, dad.
Game Boy – Have You Had Your Fun Today?
Damn it, dad. Get your own.
Game Boy – Wario Land
Greed is good? Yup, sounds like the 90s to me.
Game Boy Color – Debut
Escape to a world of very limited color.
Game Boy – Old Folks Vs. Punks
…and thus, a historic peace agreement was reached.
Bonus: Virtual Boy Debut
It’ll give you an immersive headache.
Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon. Header via.
