Jessica Simpson is apparently not making enough money to afford his estrogen shots. Maybe some of you should go buy…

Of course, you knew these two idiots would be front and center. Paris would agree to get raped by a…

Here’s Justin Timberlake. There isn’t much to say about these other than thank God his joker-faced, jackass girlfriend isn’t next…

And guess what? They’re brown and typical, and how most of you thought they’d look. Not me, though. She’s been…