We all feel your pain, kid.
As awful as his crimes.
Rest in peace.
Probably more common than finding an empty parking space during the weekend.
Sweet relief.
Another unsuccessful Tinder meet-up.
"Apple, you've done it again."
Does it look like a dinosaur or a turtle? Fortunately, the answer lies in the individual.
Attractive teachers just can't keep their hands off underage boys.
"The Human Barbie" looking human.