God bless Twamerica!
Who knew cookies and "Die Hard" movies had so much in common, huh?
Read. Laugh. Follow.
A game that will go down in Twistory.
Great, more horror movie monsters to be afraid of.
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Just don't do the obviously wrong and stupid thing. It's not that complicated.
Do you have the stomach to watch them all?
Read. Laugh. Follow.
Nobody ever considers the bad guy's feelings.