Bring back the spark in your relationship with a good, old-fashioned mind-f*ck.
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"You guys are so up your asses..."
Use your words to save your relationship.
If you think you're screwing like a porn star, we're here to tell you that you're definitely not.
If only you could date GIFs.
Act your age (or at least do an exemplary job faking it).
Take it from the guy who spent his entire 20s bashing his head into a wall of men.
Hearts are going to break, but at least you have "Euphoria" (and us).
Heat things up before you get it on.
Take this constructive criticism and shove it.
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