If this was a simple rebranding of Lucky Charms into Markie Charms, we’d be all for it. After all, that would be the best breakfast food since Mr. T cereal. But no. Instead, Biz was forced to make a bastardized version of his iconic song “Just a Friend” to promote a contest to win an all-marshmallow box of Lucky Charms. That’s it. That’s the whole contest. Of course, we’re not selling it quite as well as the video above with lyrics that are the very definition of shoehorning, but we stand by our opinion on how ridiculous it is. So bad that it’s good? Well, the jury is still out there. We can’t imagine Youuuu, want marshmallow oooonly is catchy enough to stick, but we’ve had stranger songs get stuck in our heads.
But hey, it’s not like this is the first time a famous rapper has joined forces with a famous cereal brand, right?
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