Britney Spears is Happy

People dream of becoming a big stars so they can afford fancy houses and fancy cars, but it’s only Britney’s dream to drive that car to fucking McDonald’s. God, she needs to get into a hunting accident. There’s no reason she should be allowed to be a millionaire. If karma was real, she’d be taking night classes or having her uncle’s baby.

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