Wait a minute. I’m confused. I thought Obama just signed an executive order to ban torture. Somebody should probably tell Michelle Obama, because I don’t have a vagina, but if I did, I’d like to think “fisting” would have been included somewhere in the verbiage.
Check out all of Nintendo's trailers from the E3 presentations, including Super Mario 3D World, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze,…
