Avengers: Endgame saw Steve Rogers/Captain America finally get that dance he had been anticipating for almost a century. Time travel logic and kissed nieces aside, he tried some of that life Tony told him about, passing the shield to his brother in wings, Sam Wilson (Falcon). The last we saw of the old man he was 106 years young—the jury is out on a super soldier’s life expectancy.
With Chris Evans rumored to reprise his role as Captain American for the Marvel Cinematic Universe (and the recent release of an ominous still), signs point to the old man biting the dust in Disney+’s The Falcon and the Winter Soldier. That said, for a man that has been associated with memorable quotes, qualities, accomplishments, and positions, which ones do you put on his tombstone? Making light of a cruel deathbed (or funeral) scene that would surely undercut Endgame’s beautiful bookend, here are 10 Classic Captain American Tombstones If the Old Man Bites It in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
Steve G. Rogers
1920 – 2024
Cover Photo: Marvel Studios
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Captain American Tombstones
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The only decent Iron Man villain.
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Secretly Captain Puerto Rico.
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If they're shooting at you, they're bad.
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Threw a mighty shield, kissed only four women in 106 years (one of which was his wife’s/his niece).
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The price of freedom is high.
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I can do this all day.
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Language.
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Knew two gods, still believed in one.
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I know we're not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.
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Loving friend (like willing to defy 177 countries for one).
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You get hurt, hurt them back. You get killed... walk it off.
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Hail Hydra.
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Here lies America's Ass.
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Whatever it takes.
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And Hulk? Smash!
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On your left...just kidding.
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Didn’t like bullies (especially the anti-Semitic kind).
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Son, just don't.
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Great in elevators.
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Only superhero to approve of performance-enchanting drugs.
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Not officially a Captain.