Let’s be clear. It is important to have a great team name. You can’t be sailing through the year with some lame name like “Pretty Boys” (real in my league) or some weird inside joke like “Redd Menace” (my go to). Take a step forward and find a better name this season.
As part of our annual traditional, I cultivated the best names for you to use as your own. I won’t tell anyone.
American League East
Red Sox
Mookie Monsters
All Betts are Off
Rusney Nails
Castillo-eo-eo-eo
Uncle Buchholz
Hakuna Moncada
Ellsbury Dough Boy
Bogaerting Success
Koji Beef Sliders
Orioles
Machado AboutNothing
Macho Machado Man
Chris DaVIS-IGOTHS
I Think I McCann
Yankees
Never Beg 4 Headley
Musical Headley
7 Headley Sins
AndrewMillerHighLife
The Gregorius BIG
Blue Jays
Espresso Bautista
Buehrle Legal Babes
Jose Reyes of Light
E5? Bingo!
Re-Encarnacion
Rays
Souza’s Marches
Moore Cobb Salad
In It 4 the Longoria
Candygram for Longo
Eggs Over Odorizzi
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American League Central
White Sox
Abreu GotWhat I Need
Mad About Abreu
Labor Day Sale
Come Avisail Away
RUSamardzija5thGdr?
Melky was a Bad Idea
Melky Carton Kids
Melky Discharge
Royals
Boats & Hosmer
Wizard of Hos-mer
Slice of Famous Sals
GregHolland’sAmerica
Tigers
The Price is Right
Get Miggy With It
Miggy Mouse Club
Yoenis Envy
Verlander Milk&Honey
StormnTheCastellanos
Good for the Gose
Indians
Get a Kluber
Kluber Lang Knockout
Moss Free Rock
Tabassco Carrasco
Kipniss Everdeen
Cleveland Streamers
Bourn Supremacy
Twins
Tough Hughes to Phil
Mauer Patch Kids
Knowledge Is Mauer
The Mauer the Better
Dozier da Destructor
That’sADozierOfAHit
The Buxton StopsHere
Where’s Oswaldo?
American League West
Athletics
50ShadesOf SonnyGray
Navy of Semien
Lay Down the Lawrie
Brett Lawrie & Order
BillyBeaneNotMyLover
Angels
Mike’s Trouser Trout
Twist & Trout
Trout at the Devil
CJ Cron’s Disease
CJ Cron-ic
Winnie the Pujols
Garrett of Passage
APriestWlksIntoAybar
Calhoun-ds of Hell
Astros
Altuve OfThe Warrior
Castro’s Astros
Calm down, I Gattis
AnotherBrickInQualls
Springer in my Step
George Springer Show
Rangers
Fielder of Dreams
Yu Lose
Whirling Darvish
Sippin on Gin Andrus
Choo Talkin to Me?
Big League Choo
Tighten My Beltre
Championship Beltre
Kings of Leonys
What’s that Odor?
Mariners
Cano one stop me?
Sexy and I Cano It
Lord Farquhars
Leave it to Seager
Eager Seagers
King Fix-It Felix
Booze Cruz
Cruz’n w/ my Homies
Brian Reddoch is a CraveOnline reporter and rabid fan of all teams Seattle. You can follow him on Twitter @ReddReddoch or “like” CraveOnline Sports on Facebook.
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