A few years back my boyfriend at the time loaned me a legit ‘Z’ sweater from the set of Wes Anderson’s The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, which I thought was the coolest damn memorabilia gift of all time, but it turns out that by comparison that was a garbage present and I’m now super glad we broke up seeing how Jay-Z has supposedly bought Beyonce one of the dragon eggs from Game of Thrones. So yeah, thanks for nothing, Jack!
In a cover article interview with Khaleesi herself, Emilia Clarke, for Harper’s Bazaar, the Queen of Motherfucking Dragons revealed that the world’s most enviable couple are cooler then we already thought, quoted saying she believes Jay went ahead and straight up purchased one of the cool-as-shit dragon eggs from season one of the epic swords and boobs HBO show, as a gift for our very own benevolent ruler, Queen Bey.
I can just picture how it all went down. Jay and Bey are curled up on their Victorian-era chaise lounge after having put little Blue Ivy down to bed in her platinum-encrusted crib and are catching up on some cable TV when Beyonce goes “Oh, look at that honey, wouldn’t that egg look great adorning our crystal chandelier in the den?”.
“Consider it done, Hov will sort it out”, he responds before they have wild acrobatic sex on their giant imported Bengal tiger rug. (Ok, so I may have pictured their home life before now.)
I guess it is pretty cool to know that the most famous musical couple of our time are Game of Thrones geeks just like we are, though. At the end of the day we’re all just human beings who love watching medieval fantasy television, albeit some of us with enough spare thousands lying round to buy freakin’ dragon eggs. Smdh.
