Look, we get it, you’re stressed, and so are we all. After a grueling 18 months of hibernation, it doesn’t seem like Americans ever want to get their crap together (especially and exclusively Floridians). You’ve tried everything from yoga to hikes to those crazy rooms where you pay to break stuff in order to loosen up, but there are other ways to blow off steam (pun intended here). Smoke your favorite tobacco or other herbal products the safe way just in time for whatever stress throws your way with the Simple One-Hitter.
Ready to have the cleanest smoke of your lifetime? Here’s what you get: this Simple One-Hitter is made from inert aluminum and features patent-pending airflow technology, which means you’ll get a clean pull each time. The slider function allows you to adjust bowl size from .1x to 2x standard one-hitter. Need to clean it? No sweat. The single-screw disassembly provides simple deep cleaning, so you’re always ready for the next taste without that crusty after-burn. As an added bonus, it’s shatter-proof, because, even though it’s nice to take the edge off with a long pull, you’re still a whole hot mess, and drops are inevitable.
The best part? It’s super sleek and tiny, so whether you’re trying to stow it away for traveling or are just trying to keep the habit on the DL, this little friend fits neatly in your pocket, bag, or any other compact carrying case.
Get the Simple One-Hitter, which also includes a manual, for $17.99 (Reg. $25).
Prices subject to change.
