Sure, the summer may be winding down, but thanks to global warming, that doesn’t mean the high temps are going anywhere anytime soon (or shrunken genitalia, for that matter). So what do we do (besides cry, because, you know, the end of the world and all)? You spend more time outside with the family, take more walks, and run a higher risk of getting an insect-borne disease thanks to mother-sucking mosquitos that just won’t die and go back to the depths of hell where they belong. Combat all mosquito bites the easy way with the BITE HELPER® Itch Neutralizer until the weather gets decrepit once again.
So, how can you eliminate the itchiness of a bug bite instantly and get back to doing all the things you love before winter comes? Using thermo-pulse technology, which utilizes heat and vibration to the affected area increasing circulation and localized blood flow, your buggy bruise will be neutralized in seconds and you’ll get back to what matters most: complaining about both the heat and the mortality of summertime simultaneously. Just push down on the bite for a few seconds and, bam, you’re free from the chains of mosquito madness.
Worried about more of the same toxic sludge they use in other bug bite eliminators? Don’t be, because you’ll eliminate those stings and scratches all without using harmful chemicals that may stain your clothes, smell, or do damage to the skin. This product is completely non-toxic, so you can feel good about letting the kiddos use it uninhibited. That’s good news, since your cherubs use bug spray, suntan lotion, and other summertime protectants like they’re going out of style. This makes grabbing this bad boy easier on the wallet as well (maybe you can thank us by using that saved moolah to buy us one too).
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