Hey there, it’s us, your friendly snark content writers. We know you don’t really have a good eye for style, but we’ve noticed you have literally done nothing with that home office since taking up residence in March 2020–everything okay over there buddy? Looks like you could use a little companion to help you give the place a little pizzaz in the form of some interior decorating. It’s cool, we care very deeply about you, so we’re here to help (thought you should probably garner some heftier supports than a burned-out freelance writer). The Astro Alan™ Galaxy Projector is here to give your home a colorful facelift.
Astro Alan is yours for the taking if you need a little light or just a little buddy. With eight colorful nebula effects to get your room glowing, this projector is the perfect way to jazz up your room that has otherwise become a victim of carpenter grade appliances and white walls (you had all isolation to make ascetic changes and you failed, this is the least you can do). The 360-degree rotating head creates a huge light show all throughout your room to give your guests that rave feeling without all the body paint and sketchy festival food (not to mention the looming fear of catching a deadly virus that’s still creeping around the corner).
Not into moving? We’re all a little lazy, and our little astronaut friend knows that. That’s why you also get a remote control to control the effects, brightness, modes, and set a timer from wherever your butt lands. Speaking of timers, you can set this one for anywhere between 40 and 90 minutes, so sweating about turning it off before bed is a nonissue.
Get the Astro Alan™ Galaxy Projector, which includes a remote control, USB cable, and manual, for $59.99 (Reg. $89).
Prices subject to change.
