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Perk Up With This Original Hangover Helper (6-Pack)

Let’s face the facts here: you’re not 21 years old anymore, sunshine. While you used to be able to raise proper hell in the bars and wake up to a refreshed clean face and bounty of hope, now going out for one beer takes you out for three to five business days. We miss the days of carefree drinking too. And, while we can’t give you your youth back, we can offer you this Original Hangover Helper to get you back on your feet faster.

Alright, you hot mess express, time to get up and get your crap together with this Original Hangover Helper (6-Pack). It’s an organic way to get your day going after a night of total debauchery, which is better than slurping down those harsh energy drinks. Because it uses naturally sourced plant-based hydration, inhibitors, and anti-inebriation, you can feel good about your choice of remedies (it’s literally the only solid choice you’ve made in the past 24 hours). Think of it like your one friend who always makes sure you have electrolytes and crackers by your bed the next day (except Original Hangover Helper doesn’t have photo evidence of your wrongdoings from 3 a.m.).

And, unlike over-the-counter meds, you just need to pop two of these to rise up from the dead and start living your day as a functional member of society (which is surprising for you since you’ve been wearing the same sweats for 48 hours). The Original Hangover Helper is great for headaches, dizziness, nausea, stomach pain, and other after-drinking effects, so you can go back to doing whatever it is that a day after drinking affords you (probably still sleeping though, good for you). Going out to get sloshed in your 30s has literally never been more appealing.

Get the Original Hangover Helper (6-Pack) for $29.99.

Prices subject to change.

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