Elephant Has Had Just About Enough Of Ostrich’s Mockery

By Cory Dudak

They say an elephant never forgets. If that’s true, Carl the ostrich and his big mouth just screwed his entire species.

Perhaps ostriches should watch their mouths, especially with such long, frail necks to strangle.

(via Captcreate’s log)

Elephant vs. ostrich, meet sheep vs. umbrella.

Cory Dudak
Cory Dudak

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).

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