We have to hand it to Lazie for calling herself out on something 90% of girls share with her. She knows that our equation from the start of the text is right and that she can get up the hot scale with a funny Tinder bio. Smart girl.
Emilia wins online dating with her funny Tinder bio. We don’t care if it’s not original or not, she put some effort into it and she’s dressed like Jessica Rabbit. It’s literally the only two things we want from women.
We’re going to ignore the 3,942 miles away for the sake of our respect for fellow men.
Put funny Tinder bios aside, this chick just wins at life. Perfect emoji for that bio too.
I would call her Insane Lillian if it’s necessary.
This is like the perfect online dating profile. Not only does Sydney one of the funniest Tinder bios, she also shows the blueprint of how you need to do it. Nothing too obscene, nothing insanely creative, just some honest quirkiness. Ok, we like it more than it deserves because of the boobs. The wretched boobage. Are you happy now?
Hopefully, these girls and their funny Tinder bios have given you the inspiration to spice up your own profile. They sure made us believe in females of the internet again. Off to swiping again.
