Mandatory Laughs: Woman Dyes Eyebrows with Just For Men, Cartoonishly Judgmental Expression That Never Stops

What happens when personal care goes wrong? From a ball trim gone awry to an accidentally severed nipple, beautifying ourselves is a daily struggle that sometimes ends in catastrophe. Or worse, cartoonishly judgmental eyebrows.

That’s the story of TikTok influencer Karissa Wampler who chose a dubious method for eyebrow enhancement the day before starting her new job. Wanting to add that extra zing to her eye hats, the 22-year-old grabbed a box of Just For Men and liberally applied the midnight shade of black over her brows. (Should the name of the product have raised red flags? Not for this modern gender-norm smashing woman.)

It was only after she rinsed the dye off that she realized there might be a problem.

Looking like she fell asleep at a slumber party and got her face Sharpied by children, Karissa tried to accept her fate as the newest member of the Angry Birds. But she quickly determined that no amount of peacocking could make her fierce new look work in public.

Desperate for help, she begged anyone watching her life crumbling in ALL CAPS: “THIS WOULD BE THE TIME TO DROP A NICE LITTLE LIFE HACK IN THE COMMENTS!”

Luckily, a few of Karissa’s one million followers caught the live stream and were able to offer real solutions. People shouted out petroleum jelly, acetone wipes, and baby powder as quick fixes for the brow-beaten Karissa. Armed with brow-raising knowledge, she jumped into action and was able to minimize the damage done, reducing her cartoonish expression to nothing more than your average Marx Brothers fangirling.

Now Karissa is (mostly) back to normal and looking quite stunning once again. Can’t wait to see what her next mamscaping disaster brings us. Our money’s on the tattooed unibrow.

Cover Photo: TikTok (@k.wamp)