Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
the time i accidentally sent a photo of a dog dressed as steve jobs instead of my resume pic.twitter.com/W7EoLu8O30
— david byron queen (@byron_queen) June 13, 2022
me admitting I caught feelings pic.twitter.com/djYJzfQL6A
— rex (@rexmainz) June 14, 2022
stop asking me “wyd” i am literally at home reliving the same day every day
— d (@idek_tbh3) June 14, 2022
I’ve been watching this guy on TikTok gradually build an eel pit (exactly what it sounds like) under his house for months now, and tomorrow he is FINALLY going to add the eels. gonna be a huge day for me
— Julia Glum (@SuperJulia) June 14, 2022
I only flirt to see if I still got it I don’t really be liking y’all
— FOREVER WILIN (@ForeverWILlN_) June 14, 2022
you ever made up a fake story and some mf said “I remember that”
— Zar (@Zarinacar) June 13, 2022
i love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying
— fabiannn (@FabianRonquill4) June 15, 2022
Mfs get a Macbook and all of a sudden got work to do in public places
— (@koi_takleef_) June 14, 2022
not internet explorer joining the 27 club https://t.co/vYWbTtIMDO
— mount bellyache (@mountbellyache) June 15, 2022
Me with literally anyone I feel comfortable around pic.twitter.com/e1SzaUNbJo
— MICKEY (@mmiicckkkeeyyy) June 14, 2022
gaslighting myself into thinking im ok
— Blues (@Blues) June 15, 2022
oh we’re in a “bear market”?? well I think we’re in a platypus store. that’s what you sound like. that’s you.
— Amy (@lolennui) June 15, 2022
At work, I say “on it,” way too often for someone who is not, in fact, on it.
— Sarina Jwo (@xaniras) June 15, 2022
dont forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer
— pain (@lilpain1k) June 15, 2022
