Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarious tweets that are still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum.
Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
Skip the endless scrolling and get right to the good stuff. Catch up on all the insane tweets you missed right here, right now.
parents be like “dont believe everything you see on the internet” then believe anything they see on FACEBOOK
— Sloppy (@sloppytheone) July 6, 2022
Made my last car payment
I still owe a lot but I’m just not paying anymore
— MAJ (@ykmaj6) July 6, 2022
sorry for being crazy it will happen again
— y3ss (@whoreyess) July 6, 2022
I want a bond so tight even on bad terms you still give me money
— Prettykiakia (@Kiabeendat) July 6, 2022
“she gotta baby daddy” .. ok & mary had a little lamb idgaf
— $ᴍᴏᴏᴠᴇ (@hotsmoovy) July 6, 2022
Me trying not to zone out while
someone is talking to me. pic.twitter.com/Ijz48zFO0A— Mikey (@bootlegkhaled) June 24, 2022
Affirmation: I am not drowning in my own despair, trapped by my own vanity pic.twitter.com/aCz4EQ3cKE
— It’s Always Sunny (@alwayssunny) July 6, 2022
Trying to find a well paid job I’m qualified for has been worse for my self esteem than performing standup comedy
— Blair Dawson (@urgirlblair) July 6, 2022
you want me to be mad about inflation…..the thing that makes my bouncy houses possible?????
— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) July 5, 2022
Birthdays over the course of a life:
PHASE ONE: Fuck yeah cake!
PHASE TWO: Fuck yeah drugs!
PHASE THREE: Fuck I’m going to die.— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) July 6, 2022
Because you want to see a piggy living its best life. pic.twitter.com/7kOj3iRljN
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) July 7, 2022
