8 Beer Can Christmas Trees

November 19, 2013

The holidays are stressful, what with buying presents, cooking food for a lot of people, wanting to scream at your bratty cousins to shut up about Bionicle Legos for two seconds, but keeping the rage inside knowing it’ll cause a scene… perhaps you need a drink? Or ten? Or enough beer to make a Christmas tree out of:

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8 Beer Can Christmas Trees

Molson Tree

It’s Christmas time, eh? [via]
Grolsch Tree

I’m dreaming of a Grolsch Christmas… [via]
Dorm Common Room Beer Tree

The holiday decoration budget was well-spent. [via]
Little Beer Tree

Just the right size for the childrens’ room. [via]
Silver Beer Tree

Fosters – Australian For Beer-Trunk. [via]
Bigger Grolsch Tree

Some folks really love their Grolsch. [via]
Keg Beer Tree

It wouldn’t be Kegsmas without… y’know, the kegs. [via]
Charlie Brown’s Beer Christmas Tree

It’s not the size of the tree that matters, Charlie Brown. It’s how drunk you get putting it together. [via]
Finally, To Top Off The Tree…

…and to top off my night. [via]

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.