10 WTF OkCupid Profiles

By Geoffrey Golden

Self-Summary: I’m a weird guy who’s into posting stuff about myself on dating websites that I probably shouldn’t, like the size of my penis and how I like the smell of a girl’s farts in the morning. I’m really good at: getting featured on the Tumblr OkCupid Enemies. You should message me if: you want to see 10 WTF OkCupid profiles…

 

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Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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