7 Taken Parodies

August 6, 2012

If you ever go to Paris, remember what your father Liam Neeson told you: “you’re gonna get kidnapped and put into a sex trafficking ring.” Still insist on going overseas? Maybe these 7 parodies of the movie Taken will change your mind:

Taken With A Real Dad

Months later he wonders why his son didn’t get him a Father’s Day gift and then he remembers… the sex kidnapping.

Taken to Sesame Street

Cookie Monster might be a little over his head.

More Folks Are Taken

Getting taken is clearly the hot thing right now.

Taken Telemarketing

This call isn’t going well.

Delivering A Pizza To Liam Neeson

After watching these videos, it’s clear that Liam is willing to kill a lot of people.

Call Me Taken

The song of the summer meets the man with a very particular set of skills.

“Taken, With Liam Neeson” – Limo Driver

Real parents shouldn’t watch Taken.

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.