The 7 Deadly Doombas

August 16, 2012

Sure, Roombas seem innocent enough. The little machines travel across the floor, vacuuming up dirt and dust, keeping things tidy. However, after some alterations from the meme community, these bots became badass killers. Luckily, after a murder, they always clean up any blood spills. These are 7 deadly Doombas:

Doomba 1.0

Slice to meet you.

Doomba 2.0

Time to clean up… the streets.

Doomba 3.0

This one’s gunning for ya!

Doomba 4.0

The cat part distracts you, the Roomba part sucks out your heart. [via]

Doomba 5.0

Doomba 6.0

Codename: Overkill

Doomba 7.0

This one makes me squeamish.

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Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.