But at Starbucks, nothing is ever simple. And apparently, there’s no English — or common sense — test required to slap on the coveted kelly-green barista smock.
In the hands of some of Starbucks’ least valuable, even simple names like Pete or Bob or even Amy turn into an adventure.
Check out the list from our pals over at Thrillist of some of the most criminally-mangled name misspellings ever Sharpie-d on to the side of a venti mocha frappuccino.
Head over to Thrillist for the complete list — and weep for the state of America’s coffee pourers.