The best way to win a football draft is to distract your opponents. I prefer the laughter approach with a constant barrage of insults and jokes. Another easy way to get the day started is to have a great team name.
Puns help. A wry wit does too. Make sure you twist a phrase. Most importantly, you need to prove you know more than those other guys, so be intelligent.
To help you become the envy of your league, I have scoured the internet, asked the funniest of the funny and spent many a long night coming up with the best of the best.
In alphabetical order, I present the top 90 fantasy football team names. Each is suited to match Yahoo’s 20 character limit. Now go forth and show your league who’s the boss.
1.21 JJ Watts
12thMan’s 12AngryMen
4th and Lynches
A River Runs Suh It
ABridgewaterTooFar
AintEasyBeingAJGreen
AlredMorris&theTime
ArianFosterthePeople
Blount Force Trauma
Boldins’NoResrvtions
Bortles Kombat
Boy Named Suh
Breaston Show
Cutlet Playdate
DeMaryius Targaryen
Desean Also Rises
Dez of Your Life
Dez Pispenser
Dumb and Dumervil
Eiferted inMy Shorts
Emperor ofthe Desean
EverydayI’mRussellin
Foles Rush In
Football is my Forte
Forte Shades of Gray
Garden of Wheeden
Garrett’s GingerBoys
Geno 911!
Geno’s Dirty Sanchez
Golden Taint
Gore More Years
Gotta Catch Jamaal
Green Eggs & MikeSam
GuardiansOfTheGaLACY
Harvin a Bad Time
He’s the Manning
Hold my Percy, Dear
Ingram of coke
Insane Clowney Posse
InstaGraham
JamaalCharlesNCharge
Jimmy Graham Crackers
Kaepern Crunch
KnightsWhoSayGiovaNI
LounginInDJacquizzi
Luck Dynasty
Luckness Monster
Maclin Oat Brand
MayTheForteBeWithYou
Montee Ball So Hard
My Favorite Marshawn
NewMarshallInChitown
Newton’sLawsofMotion
No Country 4 Big Ben
Not To Schaubby
NowYouLacyNowYouDont
One Crabtree Hill
OrangeIsDNewBlackmon
Orton Hears A Who
Plaxidental Discharge
Pop Jacquizz
PromNight@T.Y.Hilton
Romo Sapien
Russell and Flow
Ryan Matthews 28:18
SaluteUr CecilShorts
Sankey-s to Victory
Saved by Le’Bell
Sherman’s Handshake
SnowpiercerHarvey
Sons of an Archie
Spiller Me Timbers
StephenJacksonWaxOff
Talented Mr. Ridley
TenagMtntNnjaBortles
ThatsAClowenyQBro
The Hurt Locker
ThsGiovani’sAKnockin
Tickle Me, Al-Mo
USankeyMyBattleship
Vernon Equinox
Washington TBDs
Wham Bam Thank U Cam
WhatWould JonesDrew?
WholeWoodheadTaller
You Alshon Pass
You Cam Dirty Apes
You Don’t Bowe
You emBoldin Me
Zac Attack
Brian Reddoch is a CraveOnline reporter and rabid fan of all teams Seattle. You can follow him on Twitter @ReddReddoch and on Facebook.
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