Sooooo, these guys exist – filled with sexual angst and existential despair, no doubt trolling parks and Whole Foods, commiserating over a shared sense of repressed longing and false entitlement. Is this a clip from the next episode of True Detective? No. But when a Hot Girl Walks By, sometimes one can’t help but get the unshakeable feeling that (as John Lennon famously sang) happiness is a warm gun, and loneliness a very cold shower.
STARRING: Galen Howard, Mark Vazquez, Karla Cavalli // DIRECTED BY: Dale Pavinski // WRITTEN BY: Eddie Alfano // PRODUCED BY: Eddie Alfano, Greg Roman.
