He's literally a dickhead.
Some novelty contacts can also be fun.
Count your lucky stars you aren't one of these unfortunate people.
Fix your Monday with some quality LOLZ.
It’s Friday the 13th. If you’re gonna have premarital sex, it’s probably best not to do it at a lake.
That's one expensive crap.
Well, at least those deals will give her pleasure.
Hot Pockets can do it all.
Read. Laugh. Follow.
Not what you expected.